Firestone’s Law of Forecasting
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Finnegan’s Law
The further away the future is the better it looks.
Bayly’s Observation
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Boultbee’s Criterion
If the converse of a statement is absurd the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Truman’s First Law
The buck stops here.
Trollope’s Rule
Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
Reston’s Observation
All politics however are based on the indifference of the majority.
Rench’s Law
While the people who run political campaigns complain most about their shortage of money the first thing they run out of is time . . . to listen and to think.
De Maistre’s Law
Every nation has the government it deserves.
