The Law of Raspberry Jam
The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.
Rayburn’s First Law
When you get too big a majority you’re immediately in trouble.
Lowell’s Law
If we see light at the end of the tunnel / It’s the light of the oncoming train.
Loos’s Law
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Faber’s Second Law
The number of errors in any piece of writing is directly proportional to the amount of reliance on secondary sources.
Faber’s First Law
If there isn’t a law there will be.
Bailey’s Rule
Threats without power are like powder without ball.
Bacon’s Law
Money is like muck not good except it be spread.
Becker’s Law
It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.
Tilton’s Law
Even this shall pass away.
