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		<title>Conroux&#8217;s Law</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConrouxBurger</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Half of the time spent on the internet will be spent on Facebook.]]></description>
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		<title>The Rule of Invitations</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Families]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Regret]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[invitations]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Parties]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never say ‘yes' to any invitation three months away that you would be dreading if it were tomorrow.]]></description>
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		<title>Brooksmith&#8217;s Law of Class Distinction</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/brooksmiths-law-of-class-distinction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Class]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Equality]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Manners]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Progress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Name on building: upper class.
Name on desk: middle class.
Name on shirt: working class]]></description>
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		<title>The Loftness Scale of Bodily Pleasures</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/the-loftness-scale-of-bodily-pleasures/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/the-loftness-scale-of-bodily-pleasures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tedd Loftness</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bowels]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[digestion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[excretion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing is so overrated as sex and so underrated as a good bowel movement.]]></description>
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		<title>Pruett&#8217;s Law of Perversity</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/pruetts-law-of-perversity/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/pruetts-law-of-perversity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Pruett</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Accidents]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Appliances]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[DIY]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Murphy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Problem-solving]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things hate people.]]></description>
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		<title>May&#8217;s Law of Male Present-Giving</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/mays-law-of-male-present-giving/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/mays-law-of-male-present-giving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James May</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Generosity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gifts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[presents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing with a plug on it, nothing worn directly next to the skin, no clothing that will turn out to be too small rather than too big, and nothing that you actually want for yourself and are trying to disguise as a gift, such as a shotgun.]]></description>
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		<title>Lynn&#8217;s Observation on Religious Belief</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/lynns-observation-on-religious-belief/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/lynns-observation-on-religious-belief/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Lynn</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Belief]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Intelligence]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Clever people are atheists. Cleverer people aren't.]]></description>
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		<title>Murdoch&#8217;s Law of Patent Protection</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/murdochs-law-of-patent-protection/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/murdochs-law-of-patent-protection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Discovery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Knowledge]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Medicine]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Problem-solving]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Research]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[invention]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[inventors]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[patent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[patents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Patents give you the right to sue; they don't give you the money to sue.]]></description>
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		<title>Gove&#8217;s Law of Gaudy Book Covers</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/goves-law-of-gaudy-book-covers/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/goves-law-of-gaudy-book-covers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Gove</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[book]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[publisher]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[publishing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never read any book in which the author's name appears in gold or silver on the cover.]]></description>
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		<title>Gove&#8217;s Law of Canapés</title>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/goves-law-of-canapes/</link>
		<comments>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/goves-law-of-canapes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Gove</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[canape]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[canapes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Food consumed standing up always has ten times the caalorific intake of food consumed sitting down.]]></description>
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