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	<title>Unwritten Laws of Life</title>
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		<title>Conroux&#8217;s Law</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Half of the time spent on the internet will be spent on Facebook.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/conrouxs-law/</link>
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		<title>The Rule of Invitations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never say ‘yes' to any invitation three months away that you would be dreading if it were tomorrow.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/the-rule-of-invitations/</link>
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		<title>Brooksmith&#8217;s Law of Class Distinction</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Name on building: upper class.
Name on desk: middle class.
Name on shirt: working class]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/brooksmiths-law-of-class-distinction/</link>
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		<title>The Loftness Scale of Bodily Pleasures</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing is so overrated as sex and so underrated as a good bowel movement.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/the-loftness-scale-of-bodily-pleasures/</link>
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		<title>Pruett&#8217;s Law of Perversity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Things hate people.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/pruetts-law-of-perversity/</link>
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		<title>May&#8217;s Law of Male Present-Giving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing with a plug on it, nothing worn directly next to the skin, no clothing that will turn out to be too small rather than too big, and nothing that you actually want for yourself and are trying to disguise as a gift, such as a shotgun.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/mays-law-of-male-present-giving/</link>
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		<title>Lynn&#8217;s Observation on Religious Belief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Clever people are atheists. Cleverer people aren't.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/lynns-observation-on-religious-belief/</link>
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		<title>Murdoch&#8217;s Law of Patent Protection</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Patents give you the right to sue; they don't give you the money to sue.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/murdochs-law-of-patent-protection/</link>
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		<title>Gove&#8217;s Law of Gaudy Book Covers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never read any book in which the author's name appears in gold or silver on the cover.]]></description>
		<link>http://lawsoflife.co.uk/goves-law-of-gaudy-book-covers/</link>
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		<title>Gove&#8217;s Law of Canapés</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Food consumed standing up always has ten times the caalorific intake of food consumed sitting down.]]></description>
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