29th July 2010



Bierce’s Law

Ambrose Bierce

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves and good fortune to others.

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Gomez’s Law

Vernon 'Lefty' Gomez

If you don’t throw it, they can’t hit it.

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Liebling’s Law

A. J. Liebling

If you try hard enough you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

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Walton’s Second Law

Izaak Walton

No man can lose what he never had.

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Quelch’s Laws of Executive Hubris

John Quelch

When taxi drivers know the name of a FTSE boss it’s a bad sign.

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Stuff his mouth with gold

Editor

Those clamouring for the government to stop paying Sir Fred Goodwin his £690,000 p.a. pension and, in the words of John Prescott (himself the beneficiary of a handsome taxpayer-funded pension), “let him sue”, shoud remember Louis Brandeis’s law. Goodwin’s greed may be sickening, his lack of shame unfathomable, his hubris inexplicable, but one thing’s for sure: the rule of law is worth a lot more than whatever he receives. Goodwin’s contract should be honoured. Stuff his mouth with gold.

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