(Jack) Weinberg’s Credo
Jack Weinberg
Don’t trust anybody over thirty.
(John P.) Kennedy’s Law
John P. Kennedy
All is fair in love and war.
Bayly’s Observation
Thomas Bayly
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Brecht’s Law
Bertolt Brecht
Eats first, morals after.
Carlyle’s First Law
Thomas Carlyle
The great law of culture is: let each become all that he was created capable of being.
Chaucer’s Second Law
Geoffrey Chaucer
Love is blind.
Davis’s Commandment
Elmer Davis
The first and great commandment is ‘Don’t let them scare you.’
Erasmus’s Law
Desiderius Erasmus
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Goldsmith’s Law
Oliver Goldsmith
Silence gives consent.
Horace’s Law
Horace
Once a word has been allowed to escape it cannot be recalled.
