(Jonathan) Yardley’s Restaurant Law
Jonathan Yardley
No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.
(Sydney) Smith’s Secret
Sydney Smith
Digestion is the great secret of life.
Beerbohm’s Second Law
Max Beerbohm
Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
Brecht’s Law
Bertolt Brecht
Eats first, morals after.
Conran’s Law of Cooking
Shirley Conran
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Feuerbach’s Law of Consumption
Ludwig Feuerbach
Man is what he eats.
Hensley’s Law
Clyde Hensley
The less teeth the women, have the better the bar.
Miller’s Law
Bryan Miller
The quality of food in restaurants is in inverse proportion to the number of signed celebrity photographs on the walls.
Mrs. Rawson’s Law for Sharing Desserts
Hugh Rawson
The child that divides gets last pick.
Sattler’s Law
H. Allen Smith
The grapefruit juice will always hit you in the eye.
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