(Sydney) Smith’s Secret
Sydney Smith
Digestion is the great secret of life.
Brecht’s Law
Bertolt Brecht
Eats first, morals after.
Conran’s Law of Cooking
Shirley Conran
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Feuerbach’s Law of Consumption
Ludwig Feuerbach
Man is what he eats.
Miller’s Law
Bryan Miller
The quality of food in restaurants is in inverse proportion to the number of signed celebrity photographs on the walls.
Mrs. Rawson’s Law for Sharing Desserts
Hugh Rawson
The child that divides gets last pick.
Sattler’s Law
H. Allen Smith
The grapefruit juice will always hit you in the eye.
Woollcott’s Law
Alexander Woollcott
Anything good is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Beerbohm’s First Law
Max Beerbohm
Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.
Chamberlain’s Law
Jefferey F. Chamberlain
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
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